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…as trying to make progress on some OTHER project. :P
Stupid contrarian brain! Don’t give me great ideas for projects I’ve shelved when I’m trying to force myself to stick with one!
Feh. Okay, I’ll write that down and put it into a fragment file with all the others. Then can we PLEASE make progress on the CURRENT project? Thank you.
-The Gneech
Fictionlet
“So there was this singing group,” said Greg. “One gal, named Dawn; and two guys, one was named Lando and the other Tony. They were big in their day.”
“Named Lando?” said Brigid. “Where was this, Bespin?”
“The thing of it was, the two guys had these really crazy schedules. Neither one knew if they’d be performing on any given night. At a concert, on tour, didn’t matter. They never performed together once in ten years of touring. After fighting with it for about a year, they finally came up with the perfect name for the band…”
Brigid facepalmed. “No. Please. Don’t tell me.”
“They went on to great success as ‘Tony or Lando, and Dawn.'”
Brigid sighed. “Yeah. You went there. Could you possibly have made that joke even nerdier?”
“Sure I could. Their big hit song was ‘Tie a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Old Orc Tree.'”
“Ask a stupid question,” said Brigid.
-The Gneech
Fictionlet
Greg looked in the pantry, sizing up his options. “Do you ever get a random, crazy craving for Chef Boy-Ar-Dee ‘Beefaroni’?”
“Uh … no,” said Brigid.
Greg shook his head. “Neither do I.”
-The Gneech