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Just a quickie little plug for my new comic, finally launching! Click on the cute lil’ dirigible above or go to ArclightAdventures.com for the beginning of a fun ride!
-The Gneech
Eats, Shoots & Leaves, Jan 3
This year my desk calendar is taking a break from the Forgotten English and is instead epigrams from Lynne Truss, author of Eats, Shoots & Leaves. Periodically, when there’s a particularly good one, I shall repost them here. For instance, this past Tuesday’s…
While significant variations exist between British and American usage, these are matters for quite rarefied concern. You say “parentheses” while we say “brackets” … but to people who call an apostrophe “one of them floating comma things” it just doesn’t matter very much.
–Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves-The Gneech
Dec 24 2011The Most Horrible of Traditions
Posted by The Gneech
NOTE: This actually looks better in my LiveJournal. The Gneech.com posting munges the format something awful.
And it’s upon us another year!
Look to the sky way up on high There in the night stars are now right Eons have passed Fear now then at last the prison walls break Old Old Ones awake Ones They will return They Fear Mankind will learn will the new kinds of fear re- Old when they are here turn Ones They will reclaim They will reclaim They will reclaim They will reclaim all in their name all in their name all in their name all in their name Hopes turn to black Hopes turn to black Hopes turn to black Hopes turn to black when they come back when they come back when they come back when they come back Ignorant fools Ignorant fools They Ignorant fools Mankind now rules Mankind now rules will Mankind now rules where they ruled then where they ruled then walk the where they ruled then It's theirs again It's theirs again Earth again It's theirs again Stars brightly burning They will return Stars brightly burning They will return boiling and churning Mankind will learn up in the gloom Mankind will learn bode a returning new kinds of fear bode a returning new kinds of fear season of doom when they are here season of doom when they are here Scary scary scary They Look to the sky They scary solstice will return there up on high will very very very They Stars brightly burn re- scary solstice will return Old Ones return turn Up from the sea Bring- Bring- Bring- from underground ing ing ing down from the sky cer- cer- cer- They're all around tain tain tain They will return Doom! Doom! Doom! Mankind will learn ... ... ... new kinds of fear ... ... ... when they are here ... ... ... Look to the sky Fear way up on high the There in the night Old stars are now right Ones Eons have passed They Fear now then at last will the prison walls break re- Old Old Ones awake turn Ones Madness will reign Madness will reign Madness will reign Madness will reign terror and pain terror and pain terror and pain terror and pain Woes without end Woes without end Woes without end Woes without end where they extend where they extend where they extend where they extend Ignorant fools Ignorant fools They Ignorant fools Mankind now rules Mankind now rules will Mankind now rules where they ruled then where they ruled then master this where they ruled then It's theirs again It's theirs again planet again It's theirs again Stars brightly burning They will return Stars brightly burning They will return boiling and churning Mankind will learn up in the gloom Mankind will learn bode a returning new kinds of fear bode a returning new kinds of fear season of doom when they are here season of doom when they are here Scary scary scary They They will return They scary solstice will return Mankind will learn will Very very very they new kinds of fear re- scary solstice will return when they are here turn Up from the sea Man Man Man from underground has should has down from the sky much fear much They're all around to to to Fear Fear Look to the sky Fear ... ... way up on high ... ... ... There in the night ... ... ... stars now are right ... They will return... They will return... They will return... They will return...Care of The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society.
Merry Christmas.
-The Gneech
Nov 27 2011
…as trying to make progress on some OTHER project.
Stupid contrarian brain! Don’t give me great ideas for projects I’ve shelved when I’m trying to force myself to stick with one!
Feh. Okay, I’ll write that down and put it into a fragment file with all the others. Then can we PLEASE make progress on the CURRENT project? Thank you.
-The Gneech
Oct 28 2011
Hey, I won the prize at the office Halloween party, not too shabby.
-The Gneech
Sep 26 2011
Shameless plugging time! I’ve had the Button of Charisma +2 for over a year now, and some of you might be wanting an upgrade. So GnomeCo Publications proudly presents the Button of Charisma +4! Become 20% cooler in ten seconds flat!
This lovely button looks snazzy, goes into the ‘body’ slot (sorcerers take note!) and is an untyped bonus, so it stacks! Click on the picture to buy, or come find me in the Furry Marketplace at Further Confusion 2012.
-The Gneech
