• The Halfling Lass From Appletop


    Berelandine the Halfling Serving Wench by Dunlaoch on DeviantArt

    A popular barracks/meadhall song in Orbis Leonis, sung to the tune of “The Mademoiselle From Armentiers.”

    [call]
    The halfling lass from Appletop is a tavern maid.
    [return]
    The halfling lass from Appletop is a tavern maid!

    The halfling lass is a tavern maid.
    In gold or kisses she gets paid!

    [chorus]
    Will you have another round, me lord?

    [call]
    The halfling lass from Appletop is three foot high.
    [return]
    The halfling lass from Appletop is three foot high!

    The halfling lass is three foot high.
    She looks your codpiece in the eye!

    [chorus]
    Will you have another round, me lord?

    [call]
    The halfling lass from Appletop is a lovely girl.
    [return]
    The halfling lass from Appletop is a lovely girl!

    The halfling lass is a lovely girl.
    She’ll take your stallion for a whirl!

    [chorus]
    Will you have another round, me lord?

    [call]
    I asked the lass from Appletop to be my bride.
    [return]
    He asked the lass from Appletop to be his bride!

    I asked the lass to be my bride,
    and spend a lifetime at my side!

    [chorus]
    Will you have another round, me lord?

    [call]
    The halfling lass from Appletop said “Nay, sir, nay.”
    [return]
    The halfling lass from Appletop said “Nay, sir, nay!”

    The halfling lass said “Nay, sir, nay!
    Not until your tab you pay!”

    [chorus]
    Will you have another round, me lord?

    Put that in your weed-pipe and smoke it. 😉

    -The Gneech

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