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“I hate fanfic,” said Brigid.

“Oh?” said Greg. “All of it?”

“Yes! And you know what I hate more than fanfic?”

“Um … more fanfic?”

“Slash!”

“Okay.”

“I hate fanfic, and I hate slash! I hate ’em both!”

Greg smiled. “That Twilight Sparkle/Rainbow Dash story really got to you, didn’t it?” he said.

“Shut up!” said Brigid. “It was a beautiful story!”

“…that you hated.”

“Yes. Shut up.”

“So much for the heart of a rattlesnake,” said Greg.

-The Gneech

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