“Oh, I found an answer to that question,” Brigid said.
“And good day to you, Captain Out-of-Context,” Greg replied. “Which question?”
“You remember a while back, I was wondering what the male equivalent of a ‘fag hag’ was?”
Greg winced. “I was hoping that had been merely a bad dream.”
“Turns out the answer is ‘lesbro,'” said Brigid.
“Don’t tell me these things,” said Greg.
“What’s wrong with ‘lesbro’?” she demanded. “It’s a perfectly good slang term. Way better than ‘fag hag.'” Greg merely gave a sort of soft whimper, and Brigid continued, “Typical, tho. The guys get a neutral or even guy-positive term, and the women get abuse.”
“Excuse me,” said Greg, “but I would very much like to be excused from the rest of this conversation now, please.”