Brigid and Greg Fictionlets

Fictionlet

“I wonder if animal dreams are as bizarre as human dreams are,” Greg commented. “I can just picture Fido, snoring away, being baffled by surreal images of, say, a nice juicy bone that leaps out of a cake and swats him over the head. Or being in a panic, thinking ‘It’s the last day of obedience school and I haven’t studied!'”

Brigid laughed. “Oh, I’m sure. But remember, sometimes a nice juicy bone, is just a nice juicy bone.”

“Oh please,” he said with a sideways smirk. “Even I wouldn’t fall for that one!”

“Actually, the most surreal part for Fido is when he finds himself at a party in his underwear.”

“Dogs don’t wear clothes!” Greg protested.

“That’s what makes it so surreal,” Brigid said.

Greg blinked and nodded. “True, I hadn’t thought of it that way.”

-The Gneech

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