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The Spectacular Spider-Spider

Spider-Spider! Spider-Spider! Does the things ordinary spiders do Spins a web, about two feet across Doesn’t catch thieves, they are huge Look out! Don’t step on the Spider-Spider! Is she strong? Listen bud! She’s only the size of your fingernail! Can she swing from a thread? Yes, every night over your bed. Shower-time? There sits…

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You’re a Hoser, Mister Grinch

You’re a hoser, Mister Grinch you’re a total spazoid dork you’re just completely bogus and your parentage is borked, Mister Grinch You’re a salmonella salad made with… under-cooked pork! You’re overly sensitive, Mister Grinch constructive criticism makes you mad You take it all so personal it’s really rather sad, Mister Grinch You just keep looking…