• The Most Butt-Kickin’ Hobbit of Them All!

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    In the middle of the Earth
    in the land of the Shire
    was born a scrappy little hobbit
    who had a heart of fire
    With a long pointy stick
    and an aggro-grabbin’ yell
    he gives The Boot to his enemies
    and sends ‘em straight to hell, Oh!

    Maedhroc!
    Maedhroc Thornhollow!
    Only three feet tall!
    Maedhroc!
    Maedhroc Thornhollow!
    The most butt-kickin’ hobbit of them all!

    Now hobbits are peace-lovin’
    folk ya know
    but sometimes there are monsters
    and they’ve got to go
    So Maedhroc hunkers down
    and he chucks his spear
    then he teaches all those goblins
    ’bout the Wages of Fear, Oh!

    Maedhroc!
    Maedhroc Thornhollow!
    Only three feet tall!
    Maedhroc!
    Maedhroc Thornhollow!
    The most butt-kickin’ hobbit of them all!

    Well he battled with bandits!
    He ambushed some trolls!
    He riddled with Bilbo!
    Some giants’ Lucky Stone he stole!
    He chased down a Nazgul
    beat up trees in Old Forest
    Fought a giant turtle in a dead king’s tomb, Oh!

    Maedhroc!
    Maedhroc Thornhollow!
    Only three feet tall!
    Maedhroc!
    Maedhroc Thornhollow!
    The most butt-kickin’ hobbit of them all!
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    -The Gneech, with apologies to Leonard Nimoy

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