• Have an Introverted Christmas

    (to the tune of ‘Holly Jolly Christmas’)

    Have an introverted Christmas
    with a small group of your friends
    And then sigh with deep relief
    when it finally ends

    Have an introverted Christmas
    but don’t make too much fuss
    We won’t force you to put on smiles
    there’s no-one here but us

    Ho, ho, the mistletoe
    Hung where you can see
    and know how far to stay away
    hangin’ out by the tree

    Have an introverted Christmas
    the phone is off the hook
    Tell the folks I said hello
    and then went back to my book.

    -The Gneech

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