• The Always DM Blues

    (To the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire…” by Billy Joel)

    Celedras, Arcangalad
    Arshan’s always kinda mad
    I haven’t played you for a while
    Obsidian kills her foes with style

    Maedhroc gives his foes the boot
    Elsa’s tough but awfully cute
    1E rules are dumb and hard
    but they made my super-bard

    (Singin’)
    Referees don’t get to play much
    We get all excited, tho we try to hide it
    Referees don’t get to play much
    But there’ll be no game, if I’m not DM

    Playing Lachwen was a blast
    but MMO fun doesn’t last
    I don’t wanna spend the cash right now
    to play my panda monk in WoW

    But oh on tabletop to play again
    Or just once for my paladin
    The 3E rules were quite a cage
    for Theran, my poor fighter-mage

    My halfling ranger doesn’t have a name
    I’d love to play him all the same

    My human ranger had a plot device

    but tough luck I suck at rolling dice

    Natural 1’s all day!
    No foes I’ll slay!

    What else do I have to say?

    (Singin’)
    Referees don’t get to play much
    We get all excited, tho we try to hide it
    Referees don’t get to play much
    But there’ll be no game
    If I am not
    DM…

    (fade)

    -The Gneech

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