• The [Social Identity Group] Anthem

    We’re [social identity group] and we’re here to say
    we do things in a whole new, different way
    We’re [social identity group], you’ll hear us shout
    that [feelgood catchphrase] is what it’s all about!

    You can look the world over but you’ll never see
    anybody like [social identity group], ‘cos we are free!
    We stick together loyally
    that’s the way it’s meant to be

    [social identity group] works together through thick and thin
    that’s why [social identity group] will always win
    Did we mention yet that we are free
    thanks to our [social identity group] identity

    We’re [social identity group] and we march in time!
    To be disloyal to [social identity group] is the only crime!
    We love [feelgood catchphrase] with all our might
    and [social identity group] never backs down from a fight!

    Ooooh yeah, we’re [social identity group]!

    -The Gneech

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    • Heh – The John Birch Society (Chad Mitchell Trio)

      Oh we’re meeting at the courthouse at eight o’clock tonight
      You just come in the door and take the first turn to the right
      Be careful when you get there, we’d hate to be bereft
      But we’re taking down the names of everybody turning left

      Oh we’re the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
      Here to save our country from a communistic plot
      Join the John Birch Society, help us fill the ranks
      To get this movement started, we need lots of tools and cranks

      Now there’s no one that we’re certain the Kremlin doesn’t touch
      We think that Westbrook Pegler doth protest a bit too much
      We only hail the hero from whom we got our name
      We’re not sure what he did, but he’s our hero all the same

      Oh we’re the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
      Socialism is the ism dismalist of all
      Join the John Birch Society, there’s so much to do
      Have you heard they’re serving vodka at the W.C.T.U.

      Well you’ve heard about the agents that we’ve already named
      Well M.C.A. has agents that are flatly unashamed
      We’re after Rosie Clooney, we’ve gotten Pinky Lee
      And the day we get Red Skelton won’t that be a victory

      Oh we’re the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
      Norman Vincent Peale may think he’s kidding us along
      [ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
      But the John Birch Society knows he spilled the beans
      He keeps on preaching brotherhood, but we know what he means

      We’ll teach you how to spot ’em in the cities or the sticks
      For even Jasper Junction is just full of Bolsheviks
      The CIA’s subversive and so’s the FCC
      There’s no one left but thee and we, and we’re not sure of thee

      Oh we’re the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
      Here to save our country from a Communistic plot
      Join the John Birch Society, holding off the Reds
      We’ll use our hands and hearts, and if we must, we’ll use our heads

      [Background]
      O beautiful, for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain

      [Spoken]
      Do you want Justice Warren to be your Commissar?
      Do you want Mrs. Khrushchev in there with the DAR?
      You cannot trust your neighbors, or even next-of-kin

      If mommy is a Commie then you gotta turn her in

      Oh we’re the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
      Fighting for the right to fight the right fight for the right
      Join the John Birch Society, as we’re marching on
      We’ll all be glad to see you when we’re meeting in the John
      In the John, in the John Birch Society

      The Auld Grump, exactly that old….