Nov 10 2013

The [Social Identity Group] Anthem

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We’re [social identity group] and we’re here to say
we do things in a whole new, different way
We’re [social identity group], you’ll hear us shout
that [feelgood catchphrase] is what it’s all about!

You can look the world over but you’ll never see
anybody like [social identity group], ‘cos we are free!
We stick together loyally
that’s the way it’s meant to be

[social identity group] works together through thick and thin
that’s why [social identity group] will always win
Did we mention yet that we are free
thanks to our [social identity group] identity

We’re [social identity group] and we march in time!
To be disloyal to [social identity group] is the only crime!
We love [feelgood catchphrase] with all our might
and [social identity group] never backs down from a fight!

Ooooh yeah, we’re [social identity group]!

-The Gneech

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2 responses to “The [Social Identity Group] Anthem”

  1. The Auld Grump says:

    Heh – The John Birch Society (Chad Mitchell Trio)

    Oh we’re meeting at the courthouse at eight o’clock tonight
    You just come in the door and take the first turn to the right
    Be careful when you get there, we’d hate to be bereft
    But we’re taking down the names of everybody turning left

    Oh we’re the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
    Here to save our country from a communistic plot
    Join the John Birch Society, help us fill the ranks
    To get this movement started, we need lots of tools and cranks

    Now there’s no one that we’re certain the Kremlin doesn’t touch
    We think that Westbrook Pegler doth protest a bit too much
    We only hail the hero from whom we got our name
    We’re not sure what he did, but he’s our hero all the same

    Oh we’re the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
    Socialism is the ism dismalist of all
    Join the John Birch Society, there’s so much to do
    Have you heard they’re serving vodka at the W.C.T.U.

    Well you’ve heard about the agents that we’ve already named
    Well M.C.A. has agents that are flatly unashamed
    We’re after Rosie Clooney, we’ve gotten Pinky Lee
    And the day we get Red Skelton won’t that be a victory

    Oh we’re the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
    Norman Vincent Peale may think he’s kidding us along
    [ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
    But the John Birch Society knows he spilled the beans
    He keeps on preaching brotherhood, but we know what he means

    We’ll teach you how to spot ’em in the cities or the sticks
    For even Jasper Junction is just full of Bolsheviks
    The CIA’s subversive and so’s the FCC
    There’s no one left but thee and we, and we’re not sure of thee

    Oh we’re the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
    Here to save our country from a Communistic plot
    Join the John Birch Society, holding off the Reds
    We’ll use our hands and hearts, and if we must, we’ll use our heads

    [Background]
    O beautiful, for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain

    [Spoken]
    Do you want Justice Warren to be your Commissar?
    Do you want Mrs. Khrushchev in there with the DAR?
    You cannot trust your neighbors, or even next-of-kin

    If mommy is a Commie then you gotta turn her in

    Oh we’re the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society
    Fighting for the right to fight the right fight for the right
    Join the John Birch Society, as we’re marching on
    We’ll all be glad to see you when we’re meeting in the John
    In the John, in the John Birch Society

    The Auld Grump, exactly that old….