The Spectacular Spider-Spider
Spider-Spider! Spider-Spider!
Does the things ordinary spiders do
Spins a web, about two feet across
Doesn’t catch thieves, they are huge
Look out!
Don’t step on the Spider-Spider!
Is she strong? Listen bud!
She’s only the size of your fingernail!
Can she swing from a thread?
Yes, every night over your bed.
Shower-time?
There sits the Spider-Spider!
In the chill of night
in a place with some bugs
like a streak of light
she gives them deadly hugs
Spider-Spider! Spider-Spider!
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Spider!
Wealth and fame?
She’s ignored!
Catching bugs, is her reward.
To her, life is a couple years long
It’s a sad way to end this song
Sucks to be you,
poor little Spider-Spider