• The Spectacular Spider-Spider

    Spider-Spider! Spider-Spider!
    Does the things ordinary spiders do
    Spins a web, about two feet across
    Doesn’t catch thieves, they are huge
    Look out!
    Don’t step on the Spider-Spider!

    Is she strong? Listen bud!
    She’s only the size of your fingernail!
    Can she swing from a thread?
    Yes, every night over your bed.
    There sits the Spider-Spider!

    In the chill of night
    in a place with some bugs
    like a streak of light
    she gives them deadly hugs

    Spider-Spider! Spider-Spider!
    Friendly neighborhood Spider-Spider!
    Wealth and fame?
    She’s ignored!
    Catching bugs, is her reward.

    To her, life is a couple years long
    It’s a sad way to end this song
    Sucks to be you,
    poor little Spider-Spider