• You’re a Butthead, Mister Grinch

    You’re a butthead, Mister Grinch
    You really are a dink
    You have no social graces
    And your breath quite frankly stinks, Mister Grinch
    You have got to be the…
    mother of all finks

    You’re obnoxious, Mister Grinch
    You’re an unappealing pratt
    and the worst thing I can say is
    that you still think you’re all that, Mister Grinch
    If there was any justice, a streamroller would come along and…
    whallop you flat

    You’re diabolic, Mister Grinch
    you’ve made a Faustian pact
    and I would point out all its loopholes
    if I didn’t have such tact, Mister Grinch
    I wouldn’t have you on my friends list even if…
    all my social media got hacked

    -The Gneech

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