• You’re a Hoser, Mister Grinch

    You’re a hoser, Mister Grinch
    you’re a total spazoid dork
    you’re just completely bogus
    and your parentage is borked, Mister Grinch
    You’re a salmonella salad made with…
    under-cooked pork!

    You’re overly sensitive, Mister Grinch
    constructive criticism makes you mad
    You take it all so personal
    it’s really rather sad, Mister Grinch
    You just keep looking at me like…
    I’m being some kind of cad!

    You’re the anti-Christ, Mister Grinch
    you’re the harbinger of End Times
    and they’re digging a new hell now
    just to cover all your crimes, Mister Grinch
    You’re a shambling blob of tentacles and eyes…
    oozing in acidic slime!

    -The Gneech