“You know,” said Brigid, putting butter on her english muffin, “your nit-pickiness can be infuriating. I get really tired of having to listen to you de-bunk every little thing I say.”

“Well, actually,” said Greg, “I only de-bunk about half the things you say. You use so very much hyperbole that after a while I just can’t keep up. Like the other day, when you asserted–”

His sentence was interrupted by the necessity of having to duck the toaster oven flying rapidly towards his head.

-The Gneech

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