Nov 24 2008
Fictionlet
Posted by The Gneech
Sharon shook her head. “I dunno, sometimes Greg is just plain weird. He’s like a parrot, he hears something on TV or reads it in a book and repeats it right back.”
“No, not a parrot,” said Brigid. “He’s like a mockingbird. He hears a bunch of stuff, jumbles it all together, and then spits it back out at random and out of context in a mixed-up mess.”
“I prefer to think of myself as a noble and majestic falcon,” Greg said.
“Hush you,” said Brigid. “Don’t you know it’s rude to interrupt?”
“That’s another one of Greg’s annoying habits,” said Sharon. “He has no manners.”
-The Gneech
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