Fictionlet
“So which is worse,” Greg asked. “‘Don’t You Want Me Baby’ or ‘Jack and Diane’?”
“Oh, that’s easy, no contest,” Brigid said. “‘Don’t You Want Me Baby’ is a perfectly decent song, it just has the misfortune of being played to death. ‘Jack and Diane’, besides being played to death, is a miserable piece of crap. Therefore, it’s much, much worse.”
“Okay, well, that settles that, I suppose,” Greg replied. “So what happens when you put ‘Love Is a Battlefield’ and ‘Tempted By the Fruit of Another’ into the mix?”
Brigid put her hand to hip in exasperation. “I throw the radio across the room so I can listen to the beautiful crunch sound when it hits the wall, that’s what.”
“Alas, poor radio,” said Greg. “Still, it had it coming.”
-The Gneech
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