The Jackalope
Behold the noble jackalope
vicious fangs and gleaming eyes
he lives a life of freedom
under western skies
a cousin of the pooka
that rare and skittish breed
the jackalope shares none
of their shrinking violet creed
For he has mighty antlers
and his jaws will never fail
to tear you a great big new one
if you mock his fluffy tail
But beneath this prickly honor
he is not an angry brute
in fact in normal circumstance
he’s actually quite cute
He is a strange enigma
that much is plain to see
a cuddly little bunny
who shouts “Don’t tread on me!”
So treat you well the jackalope
if you ever get the chance
underneath the western stars
to see his ancient dance
Be courteous and friendly
be respectful and be nice
or else you risk your neck
on the luck of ancient dice
I know from hard experience
I am not a ranting nut
I stepped upon a jackalope
and he kicked my sorry butt.
-The Gneech
(Originally posted in my LiveJournal.)
